Chapter 1: and just like that ive been found
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'honey badger' created a groupchat.
'honey badger' added 'super max', 'logan🦅🇺🇸' & 15 others to the group.
'honey badger' named the group: 'super secret official formula one business chat'
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lh44: what is this?
super max: NOO YOU ACC DID IT??😭
honey badger: ofc i did it was a brilliant idea
lando🥶💯: yoooo wsg chatt🔥
oscar pastry: lando what.
lando🥶💯: whaddup oscar my g
oscar pastry: why are you talking like that
George Russell: Why is he talking like a british charva?😭
lh44: thats crazy
albono: BAHAHA PLS💀
seb: danny why have you made a gc?
honey badger: seb why is your name so lame?
seb: answer my question
honey badger: because funny
honey badger: now answer mine
seb: because its my name
honey badger: yeah yeah well its very boring
'honey badger' changed 'seb''s name to 'grid mum'
grid mum: f*ck you danny
super max: HAH
charles lechair: not again
pear gasly: free access to the gossip imo
charles lechair: wait so true actually
jb22: 'the gossip' ?😭
pear gasly: the gossip.
chili: why is my phone blowing up?
lando🥶💯: CARLOS
chili: hi lando?
lando🥶💯: HI
nando: what the f*ck is this
grid mum: language???? theres children
nando: HA GRID MUM THATS BRILLIANT
ice man: shut the f*ck up fernando
honey badger: thankyou nando!
grid mum: kimi when did you get here?
ice man: ive BEEN here
super max: hes hovering
albono: not a hoverer
ice man: that is not a word
albono: it is now
logan🦅🇺🇸: erm hello ?
ice man: shut the f*ck up alex
oscar pastry: logan!
albono: how about no
logan🦅🇺🇸: oscar hi hru !!
ice man: i hate you
oscar pastry: im good! you?
albono: damn ily2 ig🙁
logan🦅🇺🇸: good to hearr !! im okay !
honey badger: STOP TALKING AT THE SAME TIME I CANT KEEP UP😭
super max: that was likeee??? the easiest convos to read are u ok danny???
honey badger: my terrible terrible mental state has nothing to do with this
super max: YOUR WHAT MENTAL STATE?💀
honey badger: STOP
lh44: you are all insufferable
jb22: you know who is even more insufferable?
lh44: what. WAIT jenson please dont
lh44: please
lh44: PLEASE JENSON
'jb22' has added 'nico' to the group.
lh44: die jenson die die die
nico: now thats no way to greet a friend
lh44: good thing im NOT your friend.
nico: ouch, straight through the heart <3
lando🥶💯: wait arnt you 2 beefing??💯
nico: are you stupid?
oscar pastry: yes, yes he is.
lando🥶💯: no???😡 ion kno u js sed he hurt ur feelings so lyke?🔥
nico: obvious sarcasm??? so you like, ARE stupid?
oscar pastry: i tried to tell you
pear gasly: omg jenson tysm you brought the gossip
charles lechair: i worship the ground you walk on
jb22: oh stop it, im blushing!
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): urm?? what is this?
pear gasly: driver group chat!
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): oh fun!!! :)
charles lechair: what is that
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): the emoticon??
charles lechair: yes, the not scary or ruined by lando emoji
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): HAHA
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): anyway its just an emoticon, i can show you how to do some of them?
charles lechair: YES
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): ok !! ^^
pear gasly: omg theyre bonding
grid mum: having a proud mum moment??
charles lechair: proud MUM? lmaoo i hope not
pear gasly: STFU GO BACK TO UR LITTLE BONDING MOMENT.
charles lechair: damn ok not suspicious at all
super max: suspicious?
charles lechair: suspicious.
pear gasly: you wanna talk about suspicious????
charles lechair: no thankyou pierre!!! i am deeply sorry about my earlier actions! im full of remorse and regret!! i hope you can find it in your little heart to forgive a poor soul such as mine
pear gasly: LMFAO CHARLES JUST GO AWAY😭😭
charles lechair: okay but im doing this for the cute faces and not you
pear gasly: whatever you say lechair
oscar pastry: anyone else lost?
lando🥶💯: ong im so lost rn aha😂💯
oscar pastry: and just like that ive been found
logan🦅🇺🇸: 💀💀
lando🥶💯: omg logan we got matching users ahaa
'oscar pastry' has changed 'logan🦅🇺🇸''s name to 'logie bear'
super max: LMFAOO
albono: THATS WILDD😭😭
logie bear: logie bear?? really?
oscar pastry: im not good at thinking on the spot
logie bear: evidently😭
oscar pastry: im going to ignore the absolute SASS radiating off that message.
nico: ive taught him well.
jb22: look at our boy, all grown up
nico: tearing up thinking about it
lh44: 'our boy' ???
jb22: mine and nicos PLATONIC lovechild obviously???
lh44: OBVIOUSLY????
nico: calm down darling, id never cheat on you!!
lh44: CHEAT??? DARLING??? NICO STFU WE ARE NOT TOGETHER I HATE YOU FJDIWIDJDSJ
nando: is he.. okay??
George Russell: No he is not. Just saw him throw his phone at a wall.
nico: LMAO
lando🥶💯: that ws srcasm agen?🙏
nico: wow well done!!! arent you a smart cookie!
lando🥶💯: see now that ws unnecessary😔😔
nico: those f*ckass emojis are unnecessary.
charles lechair: im so happy ・ᴗ・
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): glad you enjoy them😭
charles lechair: THEYRE SO CUTEE (ᗒᗣᗕ)
charles lechair: PLUS LANDO CANT ACCESS THEM SO WIN WIN
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): the vendeta against landos typing in this gc is amazing
oscar pastry: neccessary though. so. very. neccessary.
logie bear: atleast he isnt like this in person?
oscar pastry: unless he pulls out his phone then its all ’wagwan charva’ ’wsg oscar my guy’ and ’reply to me on snap yh? cant be losing our streak’
albono: you have a SNAP STREAK?💀
oscar pastry: if i wait 13 minutes, no we do not.
lando🥶💯: OSCAR DONT U DARE.
lando🥶💯: I WILL PAY 99P TO RESTORE OUR STREAK AND U WILL HAVE TO LIVE W THE GUILT OF LOSING OUR 267 DAY STREAK😡😡
oscar pastry: i cant escape
albono: 267 DAY STREAK IM WHEEZING
lando🥶💯: WATS FUNNY AB THAT BIG MAN😡
oscar pastry: im in hell
albono: DONT GET ALL TOUGH WITH ME LANDO😭
lando🥶💯: DO NOT STEEEEPPP TO ME PAL ILL AV U OUTSIDE TESCOS
oscar pastry: end my suffering
albono: LMFAOOOO NOT TESCOS💀💀💀
logie bear: oscar dont say that youre just letting him win, fight it
lando🥶💯: CMON M8 MEET ME AL CLART U
oscar pastry: i cant keep fighting it logan, its too much
albono: CLART ME HAH IM CREASING THIS IS TOO MUCH
logie bear: i believe in you osc, fight the charva
lando: ALEX PAL UR NOT ARD ILL f*ck U UP🔥
oscar pastry: im trying my best.
albono: HAHAHA f*ck ME UP THATS CLASS
albono: U WONT DO SQUAT LANDO
super max: 💀💀💀
chili: why does lando text like that? he does not even talk like that.
George Russell: His inner charva takes over once he is presented with an electronic.
chili: 'charva' ??
albono: google it
chili: im not sure i want to???
lh44: good choice
lando🥶💯: theres nowt rong wiv a charva🔥
oscar pastry: i crave the sweet relief of death
logie bear: OSCAR😭
mark webbah: my poor boy is going insane
oscar pastry: MARK?
nando: since when was mark in this chat?
honey badger: since i made it??? ofc im going to add a fellow aussie
oscar pastry: FINALLY A SANE PERSON MARK SAVE ME
logie bear: ouch???
oscar pastry: ...FINALLY A SECOND SANE PERSON MARK SAVE ME
logie bear: !!! :)
mark webbah: save you from what oscar??😭
oscar pastry: LANDO??? ALEX??? DANNY??? JENSON??? LEWIS??? NICO??? CHARLES??? PIERRE??? MAX???
charles lechair: FULLY offended i have done nothing except bond with yuki :-(
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): literally !!
pear gasly: WTF DID I DO TO U OSCAR
oscar pastry: gay diddy gay gay gay
pear gasly: WHAT.
charles lechair: LMFAO PLSSS
super max: surprised i was the last thought tbf
albono: im not that surprised im there
honey badger: yeah me neither😔
lh44: whatever did i do to be considered insane?
jb22: swear you had a fit because of one britney rosberg
nico: i hope you suffocate
jb22: cruel and unnecessary im coming for you
jb22: you will pay for that
nico: my timbers have been successfully shivered???
'jb22' has changed 'nico''s name to 'britney'
britney: 1. f*ck you 2. im surprised it took you this long 3. f*ck you
grid mum: language nico
britney: f*ck you also
grid mum: NOT KIND.
ice man: nico let me in.
britney: let you in????
britney: kimi..?
britney: WHAT THE f*ck
ice man: language, and let me in.
britney: WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
super max: VAHSHSHASHDH
honey badger: NO WAY BAHA💀
charles lechair: PIERRE 📲
pear gasly: 🫡
britney: HOW DID YOU GET OUTSIDE MY WINDOW???
ice man: climbed, now let me in before i break in.
britney: sigh, fine
super max: not seb having a bodyguard????
grid mum: do not fw me🤷♂️
logie bear: noted.😭😭
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'charles' opened a direct message with 'pierre'.
charles: PIERRE
pierre: YES YES I KNOW
charles: YOU ARE THINKING WHAT I AM THINKING???
pierre: kimi and seb????
charles: ABSOLUTELY.
pierre: okay so id say they are deffo not together but clearly kimi has taken a liking to him😭
charles: yes!! and when i go see seb he never shuts up about kimi
pierre: ooh!! requited love !!
charles: i think theyd make a cute couple :D
pierre: deffo!! ive added them to the spread sheet
charles: YAY!! now its almost finished ! >:)
pierre: you really like those emoticons dont you?😭
charles: absolutely, they are adorable!! i feel the need to use one in every message :-)
pierre: god please dont, i have enough on with yuki using them all the time
charles: 'i have enough on' as if you dont find it endearing????
pierre: die
'pierre' has closed this direct message.
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'super secret official formula one business chat'
honey badger: and thats how i managed to get a pencil stuck in my ear
britney: i think i lost brain cells reading that???
super max: im creasing how does one do that😭
oscar pastry: i mean its daniel what else can you expect??
super max: HAH FAIR POINT
charles lechair: do i even WANT to backread???
britney: no
oscar pastry: no
chili: no
logie bear: no
lh44: no
grid mum: no
jb22: no
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): no
George Russell: No
albono: no
nando: no
mark webbah: no
ice man: no
super max: yes
charles lechair: ok i will
pear gasly: how slick of you
charles lechair: stfu!! <3
super max: ???
super max: anyone else confused
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): nope
honey badger: no
lando🥶💯: yes actually!😂
'oscar pastry' has removed 'lando🥶💯' from the group.
jb22: LMAO
britney: thats wild😭
Chapter 2: just verbally abuse each other until you calm down
Summary:
wahh thankyou for all the kudos and comments ur all too sweet !!
Notes:
the charva makes a return
so much gay
i am not projecting onto yuki (yes i am.)
oscar is getting much more comfy with his fellow drivers, logan is trying.😭
yes this is just a filler crack chapter but its funny so ???
enjoy ;3
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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3:13AM
'super secret official formula one business chat'
lando🥶💯: oscar watch ur back pal uv just made my list😡🔥
oscar pastry: NO WHAT WHO ADDED HIM BACK WHAT THE f*ck MY PEACE MY f*ckING PEACE WHO DID THIS
honey badger: LMFAO WELCOME BACK LANDOO
chili: i told danny to add him back, what about it OSCAR?
lando🥶💯: ty danny boy and carlooos yous ar real ones🙏🙏💯💯
oscar pastry: all three of you suck.
mark webbah: my child has been derailed, who derailed my child?
logie bear: hes always been derailed you guys just have not seen it until now😭
charles lechair: you had to deal with him like this all throughout his childhood??
logie bear: well i mean, i wouldnt say HAD to DEAL with him! i always enjoyed and still enjoy oscs company, hes just a little... different!
chili: bless you for having to deal with THAT for so long.
logie bear: i just said i would NOT word it like that??? whats your issue with osc??
chili: he is bitch.
oscar pastry: INVISIBLE BEEF.
super max: LMFAO 'INVISIBLE BEEF'
logie bear: get his ass osc
oscar pastry: oh im gettin it
grid mum: no PHYSICAL fighting today, just verbally abuse each other until you calm down.
ice man: smart idea.
pear gasly: charles !!! 📲📲📲📲
charles lechair: 🫡
super max: where do they run off to constantly??😭
honey badger: f*ck if i know
oscar pastry: ANYWAY.
oscar pastry: back to sebs very smart idea
logie bear: i dont think its THAT smart osc😭
oscar pastry: dont ruin my fun
oscar pastry: all i want is to abuse carlos in peace
chili: 'invisible beef'
oscar pastry: you made it visible when you gained an OBSESSION with me
chili: f*ck you koala looking barbeque having shoey drinking cretin
oscar pastry: bad idea to target the aussie things i do in this groupchat
honey badger: CARLOS?? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS??? YOU SAID YOU LIKE THE SHOEYS??? HOW COULD YOU??? IM ABOUT TO REMOVE YOU??? IM CRYING??? WTFFFF???
mark webbah: you have wagered a war you cannot win my friend.
chili: the insults were directed towards oscar, not you two.
honey badger: IT STILL HURTS
oscar pastry: anyways carlos
chili: what?
oscar pastry: youre not as hot as you think.
chili: ... what???
oscar pastry: mid.
logie bear: has lando taken his phone???😭😭
'oscar pastry' has deleted 2 messages.
oscar pastry: how could you say that logan??
albono: 💀💀
grid mum: have we got it all out our systems??
charles lechair: not yet.
grid mum: charles?? when did you get back?? who are you beefing??
'charles lechair' has changed 'George Russell''s name to 'earth sneaker'
super max: HAHSJSSHHS WHAT
albono: EARTH SNEAKER??? HELLOOO IM WEEPING
earth sneaker: What in the everliving f*ck is this Charles?
charles lechair: i refuse to believe you are human
honey badger: BAHAHAH
jb22: WHATT💀
charles lechair: which planet are you from??
earth sneaker: Earth??????😭
charles lechair: no like which planet were you sent from??? you can trust me dw i wont tell.
super max: wait is he serious???
pear gasly: i wish he wasnt.
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): isnt georges 'earth sneaking' on the spread sheet???
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): ...
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' deleted a message.
albono: spread sheet???
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): spread sheet ?
super max: what spread sheet yuki??
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): thats my question... what spread sheet???
lh44: you just said there was a 'spread sheet'. we are asking YOU about this spread sheet.
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): its cruel to lie lewis, what spread sheet??
britney: HA I LIKE THIS KID
lh44: are you GASLIGHTING me?????
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): okay NOW youre being crazy. what the hell is a gaslight??? thats not even a word.
super max: 💀💀
'earth sneaker' sent a screenshot
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): i didnt know you could edit george!! where have you been hiding this talent?? though id prefer you not to forge a fake message from me about a 'spread sheet' im unaware exists!! :)
earth sneaker: Oh my god.
britney: I LOVE THIS KID WTF HES SO FUNNY
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): HA thanks nico !
britney: literally anytime kid😭
charles lechair: BACK TO THE ORIGINAL POINT GEORGE RUSSELL IS NOT FROM THIS PLANET
earth sneaker: Are you trying to say im an alien???
charles lechair: absolutely. i dont trust those evil radioactive orbs of yours.
albono: hey!! georges eyes are not evil!! theyre very pretty.
earth sneaker: Oh! Thankyou, Alex. Thats kind.
albono: hahahha anytime i totally meant to say that out loud and not in my head!!!!
britney: lmao alex is whipped
albono: stfu !!! <333
pear gasly: charles 📲
charles lechair: ay ay captain!!🫡
super max: its now my life goal to find out where they dissapear to
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): yes same im very confused about where they go and definitely dont know
jb22: struggling to believe that one buddy
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): struggling to believe your hair is really yours
jb22: WHAT THE f*ck
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): i said what i said
jb22: i thought you were the nice one😭😭
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): i am the nice one!!
pear gasly: short guy, short temper
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): 🖕🖕
grid mum: ANYWAY. GO TO SLEEP. ITS 3:24AM.
jb22: mother mode has been activated
grid mum: you aswell jenson.
jb22: f*ck you im an adult i do as i please
ice man: ..
jb22: night guys!!!
super max: LMAOO
albono: he got HUMBLED.
grid mum: I SAID ALL OF YOU GO TO SLEEP
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grid mum: thankyou! goodnight.
3:46AM
'super secret official formula one business chat'
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' changed 15 names.
finn: what the f*ck is this????😭
sam: yuki dont tell me this is what i think it is
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): depends on what you think it is
kurt: why is this my name?? also why do i have the same name as someone???
kurt: yeah what is going on yuki?
sam: you ever heard of glee?
blaine: OMG GLEE😭😭
artie: what the f*ck yuki😭
sam: he has assigned you glee characters, i TOLD HIM to wait till the morning and just TELL YOU but he said he 'needed to be dramatic' so!
emma: now i NEED to know why we are assigned these.
finn: deadass.
mike: yuki explain before i kick you🫡
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): ay ay🫡
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): okay so, max is finn because trauma.
finn: WTF😭
mike: LMAO THATS IT???
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): and he cant dance
finn: that was just mean
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'finn''s name to 'super max'
super max: FREEDOM
rachel: wht the f*ck i want freedom bro
rachel: n why am i a girl name im a guy aha😂
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): lando=rachel because shes really annoying
kurt: i stand by your decision.
rachel: lit rude asf my guy🥶
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'rachel''s name to 'lando🥶💯'
lando🥶💯: nicee🙏🔥
kurt: you had the choice to make it normal and just made it stupid again
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): for the funny
sue: why is my name sue?
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): jenson youre sue because shes iconic and a schemer
sue: so true, i cannot argue.
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'sue''s name to 'jb22'
will: Who is Will and why am i him?
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): hes the glee teacher, anyway ur will bc i couldnt get over charles saying you snuck onto this planet and will looks like an earth sneaker too
will: Cruel.
brittany: SEE ITS NOT JUST ME WHO THINKS HES NOT FROM HERE
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'will''s name to 'earth sneaker'
earth sneaker: Not sure which i prefered.
brittany: so why am i brittany and not nico??
kurt: f*ck you
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): because your fun and also a little stupid
brittany: nice enough.
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'brittany''s name to 'charles lechair'
kurt: so im one of the kurts becauseee???
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): a fav of mine, hom*o, and fashion icon
kurt: 1. awww!! 2. f*ck you. 3. so real of you
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'kurt''s name to 'britney'
mike: why am i mike??
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): cool and definitely knows how to dance
mike: OMG FACTS
super max: so he can dance and i cant???? wtf yuki 🙁
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): i said what i said
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'mike''s name to 'honey badger'
honey badger: top tier name ngl
artie: okay ive seen glee before, so why am i artie????
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): nerd
artie: HELLO?? RUDE???
honey badger: i mean have you seen the naming wdc video
artie: ...still rude
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'artie''s name to 'grid mum'
grid mum: couldve just made it seb again.
honey badger: wheres the fun in that???
blaine: i also watched the show, why am i one of the blaines??
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): you can definitely sing, also hom*o
blaine: sigh, ill take it???
kurt: HE CAN SING
blaine: no i cant haha wdym
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'blaine''s name to 'logie bear'
logie bear: i couldnt have my original user back??
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): no i didnt want to search for the eagle emoji
super max: 😭😭
blaine: why am i the other blaine then..?
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): fashion icon, hom*o
blaine: fashion icon is true but dont spread lies about me
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): what lie??
honey badger: 💀💀
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'blaine''s name to 'lh44'
puck: what is a puck
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): you are puck because (in oscars words) youre mid but still somehow get bitches
kurt: do not bring that up
logie bear: 😭😭
puck: ill.. take it??
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'puck''s name to 'chili'
emma: okay so im emma bc...???
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): youre sweet
emma: aww thanks yuki😭
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): also youre inlove with an earth sneaker
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has deleted 1 message.
emma: WTF😭
super max: LMAOSKDDHSJX
earth sneaker: Wait what did it say?
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): nothing
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'emma''s name to 'albono'
quinn: who is quinn???
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): a bad bitch
grid mum: i agree with this choice.
quinn: fair.
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'quinn''s name to 'ice man'
kurt: and im the other kurt because..?
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): you just give kurt vibes
kurt: oh???
logie bear: thats not a bad thing dw!!!
kurt: oh ok!
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): also hom*o
kurt: out of pocket uneccessary not needed.
chili: 💀💀
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'kurt''s name to 'oscar pastry'
rory: and im 'rory' because...??
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): underrated, goofy accent
rory: damn okay just make fun of me then
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'rory''s name to 'mark webbah'
honey badger: the aussie slander is getting unbearable guys
oscar pastry: facts.
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): oops???
sam: and im sam because??
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): funny and very underrated
sam: aw thanks yukino!!
charles lechair: i need a private spread sheet
sam: f*ck YOU
super max: SO THERE IS A SPREAD SHEET???
'charles lechair' has deleted 1 message.
super max: sigh.
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has changed 'sam''s name to 'pear gasly'
ice man: we are finally done here??
nando: wait. why didnt i get a character??
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): although i like glee, you are too good for that show.
nando: thankyou yuki.
honey badger: AND WE ARENT TOO GOOD FOR THAT SHOW?? WHAT ARE YOUR STANDARDS HERE YUKI?????
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): no ur just right for glee.
honey badger: was that a compliment or...???
grid mum: no it was not.
logie bear: not a compliment.
honey badger: wow so were just being mean now yuki?? :(
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): sorry danny :( but what can you expect its literally 4AM.
grid mum: thankyou for reminding me yuki, SLEEP.
oscar pastry: 🫡
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5:37AM
'super secret official formula one business chat'
'oscar pastry' has removed 'lando🥶💯' from the group.
'chili' has added 'lando🥶💯' to the group.
'oscar pastry' has removed 'lando🥶💯' from the group.
'chili' has added 'lando🥶💯' to the group.
'oscar pastry' has removed 'lando🥶💯' from the group.
'chili' has added 'lando🥶💯' to the group.
'oscar pastry' has removed 'lando🥶💯' from the group.
'chili' has added 'lando🥶💯' to the group.
oscar pastry: STOP ADDING IT BACK
chili: STOP REMOVING HIM
grid mum: ive given up. if i say the word sleep one more time i might have a f*cking aneurysm.
super max: LMFAO
honey badger: YOU MADE HIM QUIT HIS DUTIES AS GRID MUM😭😭
lando🥶💯: dint kno u ladies luvd me sm to fight over me😂😂🔥
oscar pastry: do NOT flatter yourself.
chili: ...exactly!!!
pear gasly: 🤨📲
charles lechair: 👍
Notes:
this is complete crack and im so sorry bc i just knowwww none of this makes sense.
++ yes ik most of this is the glee part but like i made it so its still readable whether youve watched glee or not
Chapter 3: yes, i am apart of the S.S.S
Summary:
turururururururu
someone asked for charles, pierres and yukis dms from last chapter so they will be at the start (i will also detail from which section they are at)
then the fic will continue from the final set of dms between pierre and charles !!
enjoyyyy :)
Notes:
realized i have focused a liiiittle more on some ships than others so im trying to steer focus onto some others in this one
KEY WORD TRY
carlos maybe has a thing for charvas??
pierre and yuki are hopeless
charles leclerc has a little big crush
dont you just love hopelessly in love idiots???
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
(first set of dms, this is from chapter 2 at the point where seb and kimi interact. YES charles and pierre are fanboys what about it????)
(also note that their names are what the OTHER person in that direct message has them saved as!)
'gasly !!' has opened a direct message with 'leclerc !!'
gasly !!: so we are absolutely correct about kimi being so inlove with seb???
leclerc !!: absolutely!!!
gasly !!: im still unsure on whether its requited??
leclerc !!: oh it is.
gasly !!: how do you know?
leclerc !!: 1. have you seen them together????? 2. you dont have to listen to seb talk your ear off about kimi for 3 hours everytime you visit him
gasly !!: thats adorable though you cant lie
leclerc !!: never said it wasnt!! adorable and yet so irritating
gasly !!: reminds me of how you sound talking about a specific someone
leclerc !!: STFU. and like you have room to talk??
gasly !!: like i have room to talk?? i think i do???
leclerc !!: oh? sorry swear im talking to PIERRE GASLY MADLY INLOVE WITH YUKI TSUNODA
gasly !!: EXCUSE ME??? WE ARE FRIENDS I AM NOT MADLY INLOVE
leclerc !!: AND ITS OK FOR YOU TO SAY THAT IM MADLY INLOVE WITH MY FRIIEEENNDD MAX??
gasly !!: I NEVER SAID WHO
leclerc !!: IT WAS CLEAR WHAT YOU WERE IMPLYING
gasly !!: idk.. add it to the spread sheet??
leclerc !!: only if i can add yukierre to the spread sheet
gasly !!: ok now i know youre talking out your ass, what is 'yukierre' ???
leclerc !!: yuki + pierre obviously??
gasly !!: die. we are not putting that on the spread sheet because its FALSE INFORMATION
leclerc !!: which means we arent putting me and max on the spread sheet then
gasly !!: boooo
leclerc !!: die <3
'leclerc !!' has closed this direct message.
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(next!!! this one is after alex compliments georges eyes)
'leclerc !!' has opened a direct message with 'gasly !!'
leclerc !!: GALAX IS REAL
gasly !!: WOOOOO
leclerc !!: ADD THE INTERACTION TO THE SPREAD SHEET!!
gasly !!: obviously !! ALSO YOU OWE ME €30
leclerc !!: WAIT WE MADE A BET?
gasly !!: charles we make a bet on everyone😭
leclerc !!: i didnt think we did one for galax ffss
gasly !!: its like free money you always know how to lose a bet !! <33
leclerc !!: f*ck you!! <3
gasly !!: aww kind offer but no youd probably give me something !! <33
leclerc !!: die
'leclerc !!' has closed this direct message.
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(next !! this is basically how yukis glee conundrum happened)
'yukino<3’ opened a direct message with ’pear<3’
yukino<3: pierre
yukino<3: pieRRE
yukino<3: PIERRE.
pear<3: yukino? whats up??
yukino<3: IM CRYING
pear<3: what?? are you okay???
yukino<3: NO. IM ON A REALLY SAD EPISODE OF GLEE AND ITS MAKING ME VERY DEPRESSED
pear<3: you woke me up for GLEE??
yukino<3: DID YOU NOT READ MY MESSAGE??? THERE IS NO GLEE. ONLY PAIN AND SADNESS. WHY CALL SUCH A DEPRESSING SHOW ’GLEE’ ?? I FEEL NO GLEE.
pear<3: what episode is it this time??
yukino<3: SUES SISTERS FUNERAL.
pear<3: oh god that was a bad one
pear<3: atleast you didnt facetime me while weeping this time??
yukino<3: oh deffo. that was like
yukino<3: peak embarrassment
pear<3: it was funny
yukino<3: goddamn remind me to never cry around you, just gunna laugh at me :(
pear<3: stfu thats not what i meantt
yukino<3: yeah well youre still terrible at comforting im STILL BAWLING.
pear<3: uhhhhh
pear<3: you could uh
pear<3: im blanking maybe i am terrible at comforting
yukino<3: you really are
pear<3: rude !! im working on it
pear<3: oh what if you did something to cheer you up?? like we could play a game or do a tier list??
yukino<3: a tier list?? are you serious??
pear<3: dont lie i know you love tier lists
yukino<3: okay i do BUT im not in the right mind for that
pear<3: OMG
pear<3: YOU SHOULD ASSIGN ALL THE DRIVERS A GLEE CHARACTER
yukino<3: OH MY GOD
yukino<3: THATS AMAZING
yukino<3: YOU ARE BRILLIANT
yukino<3: I AM DOING IT NOW OMGOMG
yukino<3: I CAN TELL THEM ALL THEIR CHARACRERS ASWELL
pear<3: do it in the morning okay yukino?? you need sleep AND seb might kill us
yukino<3: nope youve set me off im doing it now and im going to tell them immediately
pear<3: oh god what have i done
yukino<3: you had a smart thought for the first time !! im so proud !!
pear<3: ignoring the cruel meaning of that and instead focusing on the fact you called me smart
yukino<3: sigh, you never let me be mean
pear<3: nope !! <3
yukino<3: anyways im nearly done with my list now AND i had a great idea
pear<3: whats that??
yukino<3: im going to change their names in the chat to their assigned character
pear<3: oh christ please dont yukes😭
yukino<3: yeah but i need the dramatics and it would be really funny
pear<3: just wait till the morning and TELL THEM instead of being dramatic
yukino<3: no?? i need the dramatics!! i NEED to be dramatic!!
pear<3: yukino please just wait till the morning i dont feel like being murdered by seb today
yukino<3: boooo ur boring im doing it anyways
'yukino<3' has closed this direct message._____________________(ok the fic is starting now)
'gasly !!' opened a direct message with 'leclerc !!'
gasly !!: carlando???????
leclerc !!: CARLANDOOO
gasly !!: ok im glad i wasnt seeing things, carlos is down bad.
leclerc !!: YES
leclerc !!: i wonder how he does not get the ick from landos typing ??
gasly !!: honestly it makes ME cringe and i barely even talk to lando
leclerc !!: you should be glad you werent there during lockdown
gasly !!: oh god, bless your soul
leclerc !!: ANYWAYS ADD CARLANDO TO THE SPREAD SHEET
gasly !!: of course!!
leclerc !!: i bet you €50 there are already together but just hiding it
gasly !!: do you just.. keep all your logic in a jar and only let yourself use it for racing..??? you ALWAYS lose these bets
leclerc !!: well im winning this one
gasly !!: believe what you want, they are NOT together.
leclerc !!: yes they are
gasly !!: no they arent, you might aswell give me my €50 now😭
leclerc !!: die
'leclerc !!' has closed this direct message.
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'super secret official formula one business chat'
super max: HOW IS IT MY FAULT??
grid mum: YOURE THE ONE WHO TOLD HIM TO DO IT
super max: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE ACTUALLY WOULD
grid mum: because MAX this happens EVERY DAMN TIME
charles lechair: what is happening??
grid mum: max over here told danny to jump off a roof
charles lechair: what????
super max: NO STOP LYING SEB I SAID I BET HE WOULDNT JUMP FROM THE ROOF INTO HIS F1 CAR
grid mum: SAME DIFFERENCE
super max: NO??? HOW WAS I MEANT TO KNOW HE WOULD TAKE THAT AS A CHALLENGE
grid mum: BECAUSE ITS DANNY
lando🥶💯: danny alr gang?🔥
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): danny is fine, we are at the hospital
super max: sorry again for dragging you into this yukes
pear gasly: yukes???
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): no need to apologise max, i am his teammate after all
charles lechair: 'how slick of you'
super max: you sure?
pear gasly: die charles
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): yeah its ok!! just hope he can still race
super max: yes, though id like to see liam back on the track!!
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): yes same !!
pear gasly: i wouldnt.
albono: jealousy, jealousy.
'pear gasly' reacted '🖕' to 1 message.
oscar pastry: okay olivia rodrigo
albono: what can i say? shes a lyrical genius
britney: yk whos an even better lyrical genius?
albono: no one?
britney: taylor swift
logie bear: DIXJ SONEONE SSY TALYLOR SWIFNT?????
oscar pastry: taylor is amazing
logie bear: taylor swift is a gift from god, sent from the heavens to bless us with her beautiful gorgeous face and voice.
britney: sometimes i think i cant love this kid anymore, then he pulls some sh*t like this
logie bear: :))
britney: fav album???
logie bear: honestly, ttpd is so good
britney: FACTS
logie bear: LIKE IM SORRY BUT ITS SO GOOD??
britney: FAV SONG ON TTPD???
logie bear: fun answer: florida!!! because obviously??? real answer: loml
britney: so real of you
logie bear: whats your guys' fav albums?
britney: MIDNIGHTS AND MY FAV SONG ON IT IS BEJEWELED
lh44: of course it is.
britney: you better not be slandering me mr hamilton???
lh44: f*ck you i do what i want
logie bear: honestly i think taylor wrote bejeweled about you !!
britney: EXACTLY
oscar pastry: my fav album is fearless.
logie bear: thats album is so you !!
oscar pastry: ikr
britney: fav song?
oscar pastry: the way i loved you, or the obvious of fearless
logie bear: a classic
oscar pastry: you belong with me too
logie bear: what
oscar pastry: the song..?
logie bear: OH yeah i like that one haha
britney: oh deer
britney: moving on from THAT. anymore swifties in chat???
charles lechair: i love taylor
britney: slightly unexpected! fav album and song?
charles lechair: i like folklore
oscar pastry: how depressing
pear gasly: quite fitting then id say
charles lechair: f*ck you pierre
pear gasly: god you really are obsessed!! ive already declined this offer <3
logie bear: fav song charles??
charles lechair: i like the story of betty, but illicit affairs definitely takes it for me
logie bear: ugh that song is a whole vibe
logie bear: depressing, but a vibe
honey badger: tsylor talk?? whny wsnt i imvinted?
oscar pastry: arent you in the hospital for JUMPING OFF A ROOF????
honey badger: yeag but liek taylor ovoerpowers tgat
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): no the f*ck she does not. go back to sleep or so help me god the next time you do you wont be waking back up.
honey badger: letcme tell tjem my fav album alteaat??
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): okay, be quick
honey badger: YESS OK SO FAV ALBUM IS LOVER FAV SONG IS MAATHBP OR YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN
grid mum: there is a song called maathbp?
logie bear: no, its miss americana and the heartbreak prince !!
pear gasly: ohhhh
britney: bangers tbh but in lover my fav is deffo the man!!
oscar pastry: a great song with a great message
britney: exactly!!!
honey badger: also max reslly lieks tsylor swifnt
honey badger: hsi fav album is repshdjucsuya
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): sorry about that!! i told him to sleep so now im suffocating him with a pillow :)
super max: 1. how dare you danny i trusted you 2. idk if ur joking or not and it scares me
pear gasly: theres a large possibility that he is absolutely not joking
britney: max you better spit out your fav album and song rn
super max: fav album is rep fav song is gorgeous or dress
britney: love songs? thought youd go for something else tbh
super max: theyre good songs okay??
oscar pastry: well this was fun i didnt expect max to be a swiftie
super max: yes, i am apart of the S.S.S
logie bear: the what???😭😭
super max: the secret swiftie society
albono: secret swiftie society omg😭😭
britney: how much we betting lando is apart of the secret swiftie society?
lando🥶💯: ahaa no way pal shes borin n only rites luv songs😂
oscar pastry: hahaha brb.
logie bear: ..osc?????
britney: deserved.
charles lechair: get his ass oscar!!!
oscar pastry: okay im back !!
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): why did i just see lando walk into the hospital with a butchered face??
pear gasly: backread
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): oh!
oscar pastry: :)
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Notes:
im so sorry for whatever hell crack i just made you endure
new arrivals next chapter...? >:)
Chapter 4: who is y/n
Summary:
ALL THE KUDOS AND COMMENTS??? SQUEALING AND KICKING MY FEET TYSM GUYSSS
WHENEVER I GET A NEW COMMENT I AUDIBLY YIPPEE YALL ARE SO FUNNYY😭
i am feeding you all today with this chapter so get out your knives and forks
this one took me longer to write bc i started back at school today😭
aaannyWAYS ENJOY.
Notes:
carlos is landos weakness?
oscar is officially done with everyone and everything
some new faces?
logan's getting comfortable and we love that for him <333
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
7:34AM
'super secret official formula one business chat'
lando🥶💯: oscar u hv now officialy made it to the top of my list pal😡💥
oscar pastry: oh no, im pissing and shaking in fear.
'lando🥶💯' reacted '😡' '🖕' and '🔫' to 1 message.
chili: lando! you are okay??
lando🥶💯: im okay carlos
oscar pastry: ...????
super max: oh my god..?
chili: okay good, i will come to visit you soon, ok?
lando🥶💯: okay!
albono: OH MY GOD
albono: WE HAVE FOUND HIS CRYPTONITE
pear gasly: why do you guys just make it so easy for me and charles to gossip?
charles lechair: my god
oscar pastry: GOD WHAT THE FUCJ HOW COME CARLOS GETS THSI PRIVILIDGE AND WR HAVE TI DEAL WITH HIM BEING A FREAKY CHARVA
britney: wait why was it talking normally?
chili: he talks normally all the time? what are you guys talking about??
oscar pastry: do you just.. ignore every other message lando sends?? have you not seen the stupid amount of emojis he puts??? and the WAY HE TYPES IS SO STUPID DO YOU NOT SEE THIS LITERALLY SCROLL UP HE THINKS HES SOME HARDASS CHARVA. ARE YOU JUST ACTIVELY IGNORING HIS USER????????
super max: i think oscar has some strong opinions today
britney: you THINK?
chili: it is not stupid, the emojis are funny. i think its cute.
pear gasly: carlos seriously youre just adding fuel to the fire
charles lechair: MY GOD
honey badger: i think landos heart moniter is broken
chili: what????
honey badger: it just started beeping like REALLY rapidly
britney: LMAO.
pear gasly: mf is down bad
'super max' has changed 'chili''s name to 'smooth operator'
honey badger: BAHAHDHAJD
charles lechair: HSJJDJXISA
smooth operator: oh i think i understand now
pear gasly: you guys need to start making bets with charles im about to win €50
charles lechair: die
super max: what do you guys even bet on??
charles lechair: nothing
pear gasly: ..horse
super max: horse??
pear gaslh: neigh..?
oscar pastry: im so done
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6:55PM
'super secret official formula one business chat'
lando🥶💯: FREEDOM🔥🔥
logie bear: YESSIR🦅🇺🇸
honey badger: stop being patriotic, we FINALLY got let out the hospital
pear gasly: you can drive right?? no major injuries??
honey badger: nice to see you caring pierre, yes i can driveeee!!!!
pear gasly: thank god.
honey badger: wow were you really that worried?
pear gasly: errr sure? i was worried
charles lechair: worried that liam would be driving alongside yoursuxuhrbrisix
super max: did he die??
pear gasly: not yet.
super max:....yet?
grid mum: pierre stop suffocating charles
pear gasly: never
oscar pastry: rip lechair you will be missed
super max: okay but like. if you are actually suffocating charles... can you.. not???
pear gasly: i do as i please
pear gasly: nothing can stop me
'yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘)' has added 'esteban' to the group.
pear gasly: omg wtf yuki why would you do this to me im weeping theres actual tears coming out my eyes why do you hate me
charles lechair: IM FREE
esteban: hello to you too..??
pear gasly: f*ck you get f*cked
charles lechair: guys i just had a near death experience wtf pierre
esteban: i feel unwanted here
super max: are you okay charles???
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): we all want you here pierre is just being a bitch
charles lechair: yes i am okay max
pear gasly: wow okay so you do hate me
super max: thats good to hear
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): omg i dont hate you
esteban: i could just leave??
grid mum: no let pierre get over his little grudge
pear gasly: im feeling like you hate me yukino
'honey badger' has changed 'esteban''s name to 'estie bestie'
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): i dont hate you ffs
estie bestie: estie bestie omg😭
lando🥶💯: welcome estiiiee🔥🔥🔥
estie bestie: 😟
oscar pastry: you get used to it
oscar pastry: ...hopefully__________________________super max: OMG
grid mum: omg???
super max: OMG.
grid mum: omg??
charles lechair: OMGG
grid mum: why are we omg-ing??
super max: GUESS WHO WE JUST SAW
super max: WATCHING A ROM-COM
super max: IN THE CINEMA
honey badger: WHO???
charles lechair: LANDO
oscar pastry: WAHT.
logie bear: that was definitely.. unexpected?
lando🥶💯: HWY AREO U SPREADING FALSE INFORNATION ABIUT ME😡
super max: ITS NOT FALSE
lando🥶💯: YSE IT IS UR BOTH LYING
charles lechair: NO WE ARENT WTF
lando🥶💯: YES U AR😡
'super max' has added 'lance stroll' to the group.
lance stroll: wtf is this??
super max: LANDO WAS AT THAT ROM-COM SCREENING WASNT HE????
lance stroll: oh that, yes he was
charles lechair: SEE???
jb22: well that's definitely new
honey badger: A NEW ADDITIONNNN HELLOOOOO MR STROLLLL
lando🥶💯: all of u stfu
oscar pastry: nono this is big news !! did you like it lando ?? what was your fav scene ?? how did it make you FEEL ??
lando🥶💯: enuf ab me😡 lets talk ab how max n charles went to go see a romcom tg🔥🔥
super max: whaaat no??? we just bumped into each other there!! big difference
lance stroll: thats why you were seated together, entered the cinema together and left together?
charles lechair: false information
lando🥶💯: SO NOW IT CAN B FALSE?????😡😡
charles lechair: yes
'lando🥶💯' reacted '🖕' to 1 message.
pear gasly: well well well mr leclerc look how the turn tables have table turned
albono: was that even english
charles lechair: die pierre
'pear gasly' reacted '❤️' to 1 message.
honey badger: wait omg i just had a great idea
'honey badger' has changed 'lance stroll''s name to 'nepo baby'
nepo baby: f*ck you
super max: HSHHDSJJA
grid mum: ...nepo baby???
honey badger: i love getting lance stroll nepo baby edits on my fyp
oscar pastry: lance stroll WHAT EDITS????
britney: you guys rlly need to get on tiktok more
britney: some of the edits are really funny
logie bear: i keep getting depressing edits where either oscar hates me or i hate alex
logie bear: neither of which are true
oscar pastry: WHAT WHO IS SAYING I HATE YOU
smooth operator: lots of people, me especially
super max: carlos you cant just tell people that oscar hates logan😭
smooth operator: but maybe he does??? how am i to know
britney: i keep getting brocedes edits :)
oscar pastry: i do NOT hate logan wtf??? im going to release a statement or something saying i dont hate him
logie bear: help??😭😭
albono: im now worried that logan is plotting my downfall. those 'lacy' edits are a bit worrying
logie bear: stay worried
albono: how reassuring logie
logie bear: wasnt meant to be reassuring mate<3
albono: god smite me where i stand i dont like threatening logan
oscar pastry: that is not 'threatening logan'
oscar pastry: if anything that is 'intimidating logan'
lh44: sorry can we circle back to what nico said
lh44: there are BROCEDES EDITS????????
honey badger: guys pls get on tiktok more there are edits of everyone
britney: would you like me to show you some lewis?? i have lots saved 🤗
lh44: 1. f*ck you die i hate you 2. yes
britney: okay !!
smooth operator: maybe we can pass my title onto nico?
super max: LMAO
pear gasly: so theres edits of everyone??
honey badger: yessir!!
pear gasly: and theres edits of all the pairings too??
honey badger: yeah!!
pear gasly: hmm
super max: hmm??
charles lechair: give us some examples danny, which pairings?
pear gasly: sorry was redownloading tiktok
charles lechair: smooth
'pear gasly' reacted '🖕' to 1 message.
super max: im slightly worried, danny has been typing for a while
oscar pastry: same
honey badger: okay so obviously theres brocedes and then theres lestappen and maxiel, also carlando, landoscar, loscar, yukierre, webbonso, simi, galax sometimes and even some sewis, sebmark and yukiel.
honey badger: and thats not even scratching the surface.
super max: oh my god😭😭
grid mum: like friendship edits??
honey badger: some of them are, some of them not so much😭
oscar pastry: ok wow
oscar pastry: WHO IS PAIRING ME WITH LANDO
oscar pastry: i officially hate tiktok. first they make me hate logan, and now im being paired with lando
lando🥶💯: wats so rong ab me?😡
oscar pastry: a lot pal, i mean i don't mind if it's a friendship edit but..😀
honey badger: how dare you hate my only source of entertainment????
logie bear: i mean the edits of us aren't ALL sad osc, there's some nice friendship ones
honey badger: ur using that word lightly😭
'logie bear' reacted '🖕' to 1 message.
oscar pastry: okay maybe i dont HATE it but its on thin ice
'grid mum' replied to 'honey badger''s message.
grid mum: i feel like im going to regret asking, but what is simi
charles lechair: seb + kimi
ice man: bwoah, can't fans just mind their business?
honey badger: what would be the fun in that???
nando: i have seen the edits
nando: id complain, but mine are amazing
nando: plus our fans are talented, it isnt hurting anyone
mark webbah: yes!! theyre so cool
oscar pastry: its officially hurting me
oscar pastry: i searched for sad loscar and now i want to cry
logie bear: dont cry osc😭 its fine its not like thats reality
oscar pastry: but they look so real??? and so sad. so. very. sad.
pear gasly: who is y/n
honey badger: EXCUSE ME
honey badger: block whatever account made that video IMMEDIATELY😭
pear gasly: BUT WHO IS Y/N??? AND WHY IS THE WHOLE GRID INLOVE WITH HER???
honey badger: oh god that's dangerous territory
honey badger: run while you still can😭
pear gasly: just got traumatised
pear gasly: i blocked them, and im now giving myself a government issued cool down from tiktok
nando: i keep seeing edits of my celebrations to that 'everybody say yippee yo or yippee yeah' song
honey badger: those edits give me life
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): they are amazing
pear gasly: when did you get here yukes??😭
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): a few mins ago, couldn't pass up a moment to tell my grid dad that he's amazing
nando: ah, thankyou yuke!
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): :D
lh44: remind me to never say yes to nico ever again
britney: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR GRID DAD YUKI
britney: I FEEL BETRAYED
super max: why lewis?? what happened😭😭
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): I CAN HAVE TWO GRID DADS NICO
lh44: about an hour of sad brocedes edits is what happened
britney: fine but i get you on the weekends
nando: hm i can deal with that
super max: 😭😭😭
britney: and you have to look after him on the paddock
super max: how sad were they?
nando: ay ay🫡
lh44: like.. so sad?? they made ME sad and i hate nico
britney: OH AND WATCH UR STEPSON TOO. LOGAN NEEDS TO BE LOOKED AFTER WHEN JENSON ISNT COMMENTATING
honey badger: 'i hate nico' famous last words
nando: lmao😭 will do.
super max: BAHSHSHS
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): i have officially collected grid dads
logie bear: welcome to the family
lh44: famous last words my ass, i will never not hate nico
yuki (๑˘ᵕ˘): :D
britney: you hate me lewis??
lh44: so much.
britney: my heart is hearting. <3
lando🥶💯: see iv learned nicos srcsm now
britney: so smart !! would you like a sticker??
lando🥶💯: dont b rude😡
britney: im being serious, would you like a sticker?
lando🥶💯: ...
lando🥶💯: if ur offerin..
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Notes:
f*ck y/n x f1 grid accounts ur my top op. in landos words u hv now officialy made it to the top of my list pal😡💥
this took so long for me to write my brain has been slowly rotting away
but nonetheless i hope you enjoyed :)